Bass Guitar
February 9, 2010
Nicotine Ink
February 3, 2010
Dali on Hitler
January 24, 2010
Salvador Dali had a curious preoccupation with Adolf Hitler. While his famous work, The Enigma of Hitler, was painted before Hitler’s ultimate rise to power, Dali completed two lesser known works on the subject long after the war ended: Metamorphosis of Hitler’s Face into a Moonlit Landscape with Accompaniment (1958) and Hitler Masturbating (1973).
Like many surrealists, Dali arguably reached his artistic apex prior to the end of World War Two. The end of the war signaled inevitable, major changes for the movement; the surrealists’ official position of exile during the war garnered much critical flack, as did their apparent lack of artistic response to the changing times.
Magic Marker Mayhem
January 22, 2010
A couple of years ago, my roommate’s girlfriend was working on a craft project involving good ol’ fashioned Magic Markers. One night on a whim, I decided to see how the colors would interact with Bristol board. The slickness of the paper paired with the globby translucency of the cheap pigment allowed me to smudge and blend the lines in a manner similar to working with oil pastels, resulting in a very strange effect. Below are a few of the results.

Parlor Etiquette
John the Baptist and Dolphin Jim
Quixotic Rape
Chip Off The Ol’ Block
January 17, 2010
Watch Him Blow That Horn!
January 12, 2010
Pasta Prismacolor
January 9, 2010
Bizarre Bazaar
December 31, 2009
For Evelyn
December 15, 2009

Her name was Evelyn and she married the boy across the street when she was a teenager.
For a long time she painted her eyebrows; her real eyebrows fell out when she was thirty. Eventually she grew tired of the daily ritual and had them professionally tattooed. They were just slightly crooked. She wore her hair in short, silver curls, or “frizz” as she called it. And she never went outside without her jewelry- one gold bracelet, one gold ring with the initial “E”, her wedding band, wedding ring, and something around her neck I can’t remember. Her ears were not pierced. She kept her nails long and polished and nearly always wore a vest with her slacks.
Her husband was a photographer, and she always wondered why she looked like a movie star when he took her picture. It wasn’t until years later that he confessed he retouched each photo by hand to make her perfect. After that, she rarely posed for pictures.








